Better left at home ……

I would not take my kids to following places 

– a strip club

– a bar

– a shooting range

– a porn shop

– a glasserie

– a night out with old batch mates

– a real posh restaurant

– a cemetery or crematorium

to prevent them from growing up  precociously.

Also to ensure that I do not wear out before they really grow up for

one thing that kids wear out faster than shoes is their parents.

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