The mechanical and digitalized vine pruner was a great invention for the vine growers. It saved them a lot of time and money. Unfortunately the vines did not like it.
They complained to their mother – “It is very harsh and the pain is unbearable, it has no consoling words to soothe us, mother. Please, please help us.”
Earth with her extreme capacity for endurance did not respond. The vines entreated her again and again. They howled with pain, wailed incessantly and finally died. Even the hardened mother could not bear it anymore and she advised the vines to prey to St Vincent.
They prayed hard to the foodie saint till he decided to help. A large number of wine producers converted to organic viticulture. It has tripled in France during the last five years, taking the sector from scarcity to abundance. Yet the monster continued in the some vine yards and the vines there endured insufferable pain. They prayed harder to the saint.
At last the saint broke the monsters’ spine ( the axle) and it lies deserted in the vine yard. Soon it will be covered with vines and will not be an eye-sore.