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The Marquis and Jill were in a relationship that would remind an observer (if there was one?) of fifty shades of grey. However, Mr Observer would not be capable of naming the one who loved it best.
On 31st October, 2013, Anthony waited in a darkened room. A jack-o-lantern shed a little light in one corner that cast a dark shadow of a Greek-statue’s manhood.
He sat in a dark corner in a bathing robe waiting for her. A handful of porcupine quills and a small jar of pepper salve sat on the side table near him. He had planned a nasty surprise for Jill – one she would truly love.
The Marquis’s face lit up as two bare legs in a helmet and chain-mail-armor entered the room. He let Jill walk over to him and then the two embraced ……….
Tasers of pain racked his other crown.
‘Who are you?’ Jack mumbled as the chain-mail shackled him.
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Thanks Al for the lovely prompt.